- 1
Losing Streakers
A gambling roadtrip to win rent money turns into a wild, winner-takes-all night of drunken, pooping, streaking buffoonery.
- 2
Pussy Magnet
To help Blue lubricate his limp game, Red shares his three-step plan for getting fore-play started again.
- 3
Taco Tuesday
After being caught trying to dine and dash at an Italian restaurant, Red and Blue are-a forced-a to-a deliver-a pizza-a to some hungry drunk bitches. Molto Bene!
- 4
Ocho Muerte
Blue's about to get laid. Then Red appears and shows off his "Ocho Muerte." Let's just say it's big, slimy, and rhymes with "octopus."
- 5
First Day of Cool
Witness the birth of Red and Blue's friendship, and the death of everyone else.
- 6
The Red Devil
Red and Blue become accidental banditos in the mysterious land of tacos and burritos known as "Mexico."
- 7
Freshman 15
Red attempts the impossible "Freshman 15" challenge of boning 15 freshman chicks in one night. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
- 8
Ballad of Lord Tourettes
A day in the life of Lord Tourettes is a scary FUCKING thing! Swear-along as he sings all about it.
- 9
The Fart Knight Rises
Batman and the Bloser are hired to protect the Olympics... right at Tea Time. Cheery-uh-oh. Featuring a cameo by Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell as the villainous sidekick "Mash"!
- 10
Robot Frog
Blue might be getting dumped. He's about to have a bad day. Red won't stop singing. Blue's problems are only beginning.