- 1
Requiem for an S.O.B.
Harry must deliver the eulogy for a despised colleague and a cop killer is tricked with a winning Lotto ticket.
- 2
We'll Always Have Paris
Grief over the loss of their unborn child leads to a fight between Hooperman and Smith and a hasty proposal from Hooperman.
- 3
Who Do You Truss?
Hooperman gets a hernia and won't have it treated because he doesn't trust hospitals or surgeons.
- 4
In Search of Bijoux
Hooperman must appear on TV to recover an ungrateful Bijoux. Also, Hooperman goes undercover in drag to hunt down a slasher.
- 5
Look Homeward, Dirtbag
A former inmate released from prison harasses Hooperman to put him back in the slammer.
- 6
Nightmare in Apartment One
Hooperman figures- wrongly- that renting an apartment to McNeil will prevent a big headache.
- 7
Hooperman Goes to Hell in a Handcart
When a gunshot sends Hooperman falling down a flight of stairs and into unconsciousness, he wakes up to discover that he is chained to a wall in a tacky underworld whose only other inhabitant is a red-suited demon who takes devilish delight in playing Pat Boone's 'April Love' on an old phonograph.
- 8
Rashomanny
Hooperman is found in a compromising position with a female suspect whose retelling of the incident differs wildly from his.
- 9
In the Still of My Pants
Hooperman falls for Lisa's roommate and doesn't know how to handle it. A bunco artist zeros in on elderly women.
- 10
The Dating Game
When his girlfriend goes out of town to visit her parents, Hooperman is left dateless for the annual policeman's ball.
- 11
Intolerance
Star-struck Hooperman allows a movie producer fresh out of film school to use the apartment building as a set for a gory movie.
- 12
The Nun and I
Hooperman is in love with a new woman; a nun.
- 13
The Sure Thing
Hooperman's colleagues are furious with him after he persuades them to join him in an investment scheme.
- 14
The Long So Long
Hooperman and McNeil must cart around a corpse during a transportation strike.
- 15
Stakeout
Hooperman is forced on a stakeout with a good-natured lout, but must bite his tongue because his new partner is the Commissioner's nephew.
- 16
Dog Day Afternoon, Morning and Night
A ventriloquist asks Hooperman to retrieve a stolen dummy, and Hooperman seeks professional help when Bijoux won't stop biting Alex.
- 17
Love Bytes
Hooperman sets up a love connection between a convicted computer criminal and the woman who spurned his advances, but used his crooked program for her own profit.
- 18
Take My Building, Please
Two renters in the building are at each other's throats after one puts down a deposit on an apartment that the other won't vacate. Also, a building inspector finds numerous violations and Mrs. Davis offers to buy the apartment building. Hooperman confronts a pregnant thief.
- 19
Some of That Jazz
While moonlighting as a jazz saxophonist, Hooperman considers trading his life as a cop for a life of music. Also, DeMott is guilt-ridden after accidentally shooting Silardi.
- 20
Goodnight, Sweet Hooperman
A precinct-wide sleep-deprivation experiment withholds sweet slumber from Hooperman, but something in the sleeplessness makes DeMott seem suddenly seductive.