1One on the Town
Guy Caballero welcomes you to SCTV's new programming season on NBC.
2Polynesiantown
Johnny LaRue plays a restaurant owner in his latest movie.
3Southside Fracas
Guy Caballero hires illegal immigrant Pirini Scleroso; the Fracases argue about their daughter's wedding.
4Compilation
A selection of sketches from the previous seasons.
5Lunchtime Street Beef
Johnny LaRue is desperate for work after the failure of "Polynesiantown."
6Moral Majority
Guy tries to appease a major advertiser.
7Pledge Week
SCTV holds a pledge drive.
8Bouncin' Back to You with the Tubes
Lola Heatherton is despondent after her live special is canceled.
9The Great White North
Bob and Doug McKenzie invite fellow hoser Ian Thomas onto their show.
10CCCP 1
SCTV's regular programming is interrupted by a Soviet satellite.
11I'm Taking My Own Head...
Libby Wolfson prepares for her new play.
12Zontar
The SCTV cast and crew falls victim to alien mind control.
13Walter Cronkite's Brain
David Brinkley's look at the human brain includes Walter Cronkite's childhood on Krypton.
14Doorway to Hell
Guy runs out of ideas and takes suggestions from the crew.
15The Godfather
A war erupts between the Five Networks when "Don Caballero" refuses to back a pay TV channel.
16SCTV Staff Christmas Party
Johnny is forced to tape "Street Beef" outside on Christmas Eve.
17Teacher's Pet
Ricardo Montalban is featured in a "To Sir, With Love" parody.
18Midnight Video Special
Gerry Todd hosts a concert special consisting entirely of videos.
19The Great White North Palace
Everyone is jealous of the attention Guy is paying to Bob and Doug--including giving them their own special.
20Pre-Teen World Telethon
The kids of Pre-Teen World hold a telethon after their funding is cut.
21People's Global Golden Choice Awards
When SCTV wins a suspicious number of awards, Bob Hope notifies the FBI.
223D Stake from the Heart
Count Floyd takes us behind the scenes of the latest Coppola and Dr. Tongue production.
23Pet Peeves/The Happy Wanderers
Hollywood stars reveal what bugs them; Stan and Yosh Schmenge welcome back a former Happy Wanderer.
24Chariots of Eggs
Hall and Oates star in Bobby Bittman's latest film.
25Battle of the PBS Stars
Carl Sagan's team takes on William F. Buckley's.