- 1
George Gets a Big Surprise
George angles for a fishing buddy after a woman bequeaths her late husband's ice-fishing boat to him. What has George reeling, however, is the young man who shows up at the Moylan claiming to be his son.
- 2
George Runs into an Old Friend
George intercepts a package meant for his neighbor (guest star Tommy Chong) which turns out to contain marijuana, and attempts to get rid of it.
- 3
George Goes Too Far
George is caught on hidden camera cheating a fare who turns out to be an investigative reporter from the local TV news. The footage is aired, and George must deal with the fallout.
- 4
George Gets Hoist By His Own Petard
George advises Sydney against dating the urbane Dr. Beck; but later, even the ragtag George is taken in by the Beck family's unaffected ways on a visit to their palatial estate.
- 5
George Pulls the Plug
A comatose bar patron on life support has left George with power of attorney over his gambling winnings, and now George discovers it's up to him to pull the plug.
- 6
George Gets Caught in the Middle
George is in hot water with Harry's wife, who suspects her husband is having an affair and using George's apartment as his love nest. The truth is that Harry is just intimidated by her surgically altered good looks.
- 7
George Really Does It This Time
A mysterious virus overruns the city and it's originating in George's apartment, where his housecleaning has created a primordial soup of deadly organisms.
- 8
George Shoots Himself in the Foot
George tries to set up his ex-wives with Jack and Frank.
- 9
George Does a Bad Thing
George figures he's doing an adolescent a favor by buying him his first Playboy magazine, but the boy's parents insist George has scarred their son for life.
- 10
George Puts on a Happy Face
After being confronted with numerous taxi customer complaints George is asked to smile more.
- 11
George Helps a Friend
George runs into an old buddy, a priest with a crisis of conscience whom George offers a guided tour of the secular world.
- 12
George Tells the Truth
Jack tries to Irish theme the bar, and George takes a truth serum while looking to buy a gift for his girlfriend.
- 13
George Likes a Good War
George and Harry feud when they find an old bet between their fathers, based around which side would win World War II. Frank gets his jaw wired shut, and Beck has an epiphany.