- 1
Less Miserables
Klinger is in jail for socking a shady real estate salesman. Soon-Lee is in labor. A stranger is poking around at the hospital.
- 2
Calling Doctor Habibi
A new administrator arrives to take stock of the hospital. Klinger poses as doctor to avoid the police.
- 3
Strangers and Other Lovers
Potter is horrified to find himself stuck with Alma as his new secretary. The fugitive Klinger can't find a place to spend a chilly night.
- 4
Trials
The prosecution recount Klinger's wartime high jinks. Wally forces Boyer to perform an operation he feels he cannot do.
- 5
Madness to His Method
Potter writes to his old M*A*S*H colleague Sidney Freedman for advice after Klinger is sentenced to the mental ward.
- 6
The Recovery Room
Klinger tries to pick-up some extra money by filing for disability. Colonel Potter and Mildred have a tiff, and the Colonel walks out of the house. A new doctor, Andy Caldwell, is fearful of Dr. Boyer's hot flashes. Dr. Dudziak convinces Boyer to share a group therapy session with her and a few other veterans. Potter and Mildred make up and go off to a motel to spend the night together. Father Mulcahey does an early morning religion TV show.
- 7
Ward Is Hell
Klinger runs a lottery. The acerbic Dr. Boyer becomes a patient.
- 8
Saturday's Heroes
Wally bans passes just as Klinger is preparing to spend a weekend with his family.
- 9
Wet Feet