1The Very Moving Day
Gloria is nervous about announcing her unexpected pregnancy because of Mike's stubborn attitude over population.
2Alone at Last
Teary farewells turn into fireworks when Mike hits Archie with five years of repressed rage, only to discover that he and Gloria can't move out for another week after Mike reveals he forgot to turn on the gas and electricity of his new home.
3Archie, the Donor
Archie tries to impress his boss by making the maximum contribution to his favorite charity and unwittingly donates his body to medical science.
4Archie, the Hero
Archie gets a rude shock when the tall,classy dame whose life he saved in a taxicab turns out to be a man.
5Mike's Pains
Mike must decide if he wants to be in the delivery room during the birth of the baby.
6Chain Letter
Archie's refused to participate in a chain letter triggers a string of unlikely events.
7Mike Faces Life
Mike becomes the sole support of a growing family when Gloria loses her job because of her pregnancy.
8Edith Breaks Out
Archie feels abandoned after Edith begins to volunteer part-time at the Sunshine Home for the Elderly.
9Grandpa Blues
Archie has difficulty keeping his blood pressure down for a company physical after the family launches into a heavy debate over the baby's name.
10Gloria Suspects Mike
Gloria suspects handy-panky when she meets the beautiful blonde Mike's been tutoring after school hours,
11The Little Atheist
Thanksgiving dinner becomes a family battleground when Archie discovers that Mike and Gloria don't want to impose the family's religious beliefs on their baby.
12Archie's Civil Rights
Archie gets a lesson in civil liberties when he's arrested using outlawed tear gas to protect himself against a mugger.
13Gloria is Nervous
Gloria takes out her frustrations about being pregnant on Mike.
14The Baby (1)
It appears that Gloria may have her first baby in an Italian restaurant.
15The Baby (2)
Edith and Archie cause havoc at the hospital when Gloria is about to have her baby.
16New Year's Wedding
Mike continues to make decisions without consulting Gloria.
17Archie, the Babysitter
When Archie finds out that one of Mike's students is babysitting Joey and she invited her hippie boyfriend over to listen to music, he takes over and brings Joey to his house, even though he is hosting a poker game with his buddies.
18Archie Finds a Friend
It looks like Archie has turned over a new leaf when he befriends a Jewish man.
19Mike's Move
Mike's integrity is put to the test when he loses a teaching position to an equally qualified black candidate.
20Archie's Weighty Problem
Energetic Justin Quigley inspires Archie to stick with the strict diet his doctor has recommended.
21Love by Appointment
Mike and Gloria's sex life suffers after they have to begin planning their encounters around the baby's feeding schedule.
22Joey's Baptism
Archie Baptizes Baby Joey without Mike and Gloria's Permission.
23Gloria and Mike's House Guests
A broken furnace forces Archie and Edith to spend a few nights under the Stivic's roof during a power blackout.
24Edith's Night Out
Edith abandons her stick-in-the-mud husband to liven things up on her own during an evening out at Kelly's Bar.