- 1
The Boy with the Pancakes Tattoo
An airborne amnesia virus causes panic to spread.
- 2
Staff Dance
Madonna visits the hospital, stunning Owen.
- 3
Chief's Origin
Chief recounts her past, but the doctors aren't interested in her tale.
- 4
Free Day
The doctors have free time on their hands. Lola sports a bikini.
- 5
Behind the Scenes
The actors' bad behavior is caught on camera.
- 6
The Return of the Young Billionaire
Owen works with a detective to get to the bottom of strange behavior by kids.
- 7
British Hospital
A look at the British version of "Childrens Hospital".
- 8
Ladies Night
Single mothers receive discounts.
- 9
A Kid Walks in to a Hospital
Sy's spy past comes back to haunt him when his former partner returns to kill him.
- 10
A Year In the Life
The events of a full year at the hospital are chronicled.
- 11
Attention Staff
Sal Viscuso is hunted and Owen is haunted.
- 12
Childrens Lawspital
Lola has no friends or pets so she gets a law degree and defends Owen.
- 13
Wisedocs
The Mafia run wild in the hospital.
- 14
Eulogy
The death of a cast member is examined.