1The Perfect Lecture
Frank wants to give a perfect lecture on the first day of school.
2Is College Worth It?
Pony must take drastic measures to afford a recently raised tuition.
3Do You Know Who You Look Like?
The history department hires a new professor who looks just like Steve. Pony reveals she can't speak Spanish.
4The Diamond Castle
Frank discovers that Thomas Jefferson's mythical Diamond Castle is real.
5Kenny Winker Rules
Kenny Winker is giving away a ticket to hang with him on his tour bus.
6China-Man Begins
Frank bets that he will be the focus of the "Person of the Day" news segment.
7Total Validation
Total Validation, China, IL's newest counselling service, will determine who is right or wrong in any relationship.
8Surfer God
9Prank Week
10Wild Hogs