1Jumble Pie
Mildred inadvertently contributes George's stash of gardening books to a church, but learns that they were actually old pornographic magazines, and must retrieve them before the vicar finds out!
2All Around the Clock
George buys Mildred a carriage clock for her birthday, but later learns the Fourmiles had been robbed and the clock might have once belonged to them.
3The Travelling Man
When Mildred rents out the backroom to a travelling salesman, George begins to believe the two are having an affair!
4The Unkindest Cut of All
Mildred's sister Ethel and her husband Humphrey are coming round for a meal but George has forgotten to pay the electricity bill.
5The Right Way to Travel
Mildred wants socialist George to join the local Tory party so they can qualify for a cheap holiday, courtesy of the Conservative Association.
6The Dorothy Letters
While cleaning, Mildred finds an old case containing George's old love letters written to someone named 'Dorothy'...
7No Business Like Show Business
The Fourmiles host a Christmas pantomime but are short an 'ugly sister', so Mildred is asked to stand in.