1Pilot
Louie works part time at the local muffler shop while his wife Kim works works as a nurse at the hospital and runs the household. Louie begins to wonder if his wife wants another baby when she tries to seduce him out of the blue. Meanwhile, Walter is upset at Louie's friendly gestures.
2Kim's O
Louie is shocked when Kim demands an encore performance in the bedroom. Meanwhile, Walter is surprised by Ellen's latest hobby.
3A Mugging Story
Kim ends up encountering a mugger and she runs to Louie for defense.
4Long Weekend
Kim is upset that her 4th of July plans are ruined all because Louie decided to make a horrible impulse purchase with the money she was going to throw the bash with.
5Control
Louie is none too thrilled when Kim imposes a strict diet plan because she is worried about his health since he is overweight and out of shape.
6Flowers for Kim
After an argument with Kim, Louie calls his wife a cunt, leading to an abrupt end to what was supposed to be a sex-filled weekend.
7Discipline
Lucy (who has previously been largely ignored) develops obnoxious behavior. Kim and Louie are at odds as to how to handle it.
8Get Out
Tina's rebellious daughter Shannon walks out of her mother's life and ends up walking into Louie and Kim's.
9Drinking
Louie leaves his sick daughter, whom he is supposed to be taking care of, to attend a college basketball game. He soon ends up getting into even more trouble on his ride home with Mike.
10Confession
Louie has to pay for leaving his sick daughter alone. However, what he confesses to Kim is not what she imagined he would say to her.
11Louie Quits
Kim ends up getting Louie a raise at the muffler shop, but he is not too happy at the idea of how got it.
12Kim Moves Out
Louie worries about his marriage when Kim tells him that she hates him and needs some time away from him. Meanwhile, Walter wants to do his Bill Cosby impression but Ellen won't let him.
13Clowntime Is Over
After Bingo the clown doesn't turn up to Lucy's party, Louie is forced to become "Mr Pizza Box Man" to the enjoyment of all the children. Other families start contracting his services