- 1
Million Dollars, But...
What would you do for a million dollars? Gavin, Burnie, and Barbara would do anything to get rich. Seriously. Anything.
- 2
Glowing Dicks & Pretty Chicks
This week, Gus joins Gav and Burnie to discuss memory loss, sexy puke, and glowing dicks. Would you take the million dollars?
- 3
Money Mouth & Delayed Climax
This week Kerry joins Burnie and Gavin. They discuss delayed climaxes, licking money, and a world full of talking objects.
- 4
Birthday Sex & Negativity Light
Join Barbara, Gavin, and Burnie as they eat all the birthday cake and travel through time to witness their conception.
- 5
Magic Dogs & Muscle Men
This week, Colton Dunn joins Chris and Burnie to discuss what he would do for $1 million. Not even magic dogs and vomiting spaghetti will get between them and their money.
- 6
Baby Burnie & Hitler Honeymoon
This week Chris and Aaron from Social Disorder join Burnie. They meet Baby Burnie, go on a series of bad dates with Hitler, and enjoy delicious sponge.
- 7
Sudden Nudity & Permanent Parachutes
This week Gavin and the Free Play crew decide if they'll take a million dollars for disappearing clothes or always wearing a parachute.
- 8
Bleed Out & Sneeze Teleport
For the Season Finale, Michael joins Gavin and Burnie as they teleport around the world and enjoy each others farts.
- 9
Tongue Hands & Leaky Nips
Special guest Alan Ritchson joins Gavin and Burnie for a Lazer Team episode of Million Dollars, But...