- 1
Never Say Die
Mr Brown mistakenly believes that Miss Courtney is dying.
- 2
Too Many Crooks
Two crooks rob the shop of Ranjeet's cousin when he is in charge. To evade capture, they hide in the school.
- 3
Easy Come Easy Go
The students have seven draws on the football pools and stand to win thousands of pounds if they can get one more!
- 4
Fifty Years On
It's Miss Courtney's birthday, and finding Ingrid's mink coat in her office, she assumes that it's a present...
- 5
Time and Tide
Mr Brown finds himself in deep water when he takes the students down the River Thames to improve their knowledge of English history.
- 6
Ghoulies and Ghosties
Mr Brown scoffs at the suggestion that the school is haunted.
- 7
Mama Mia
Giovanni's mother visits him at the school.
- 8
A Rash Decision
Mr Brown and all the students catch a rash and fever, and soon they are admitted to a quarantine ward.
- 9
Wedding Fever
Juan is accidentally locked in the school on the night before his wedding!
- 10
Everybody's Out
There is discontent when the students form their own union.
- 11
The First Lady
Mr Brown is suffering from flu and has a bizarre dream involving destruction at the school.
- 12
Teacher's Pet
Mr Brown brings his neighbour's dog to class.
- 13
End of Term
The school is closed and Miss Courtney is busy preparing for a European tour, while Mr Brown and the students arrive to find out how they have fared in their examinations.