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Pilot
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Pilot
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Buttons, The City Counsellor And The City Counsellor's Wife
When the guys at the halfway house learn all they have to do to get a satellite dish is for Buttons to sleep with the city counsellor's wife, they pressure him to do so. Meanwhile, Dan and Bill get in a battle of wills over the toilet seat.
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Cuddles Goes To Jail
Buttons testifies against an old boss and has the opportunity to make $5 million if he can keep his hands of the jury forewoman.
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Buttons Goes To Court
Dan sends Cuddles to jail for swearing and Cuddles ends up running the place by the end of his stay; Dan thinks that Bill might be the infamous testicle thief.
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Bill's Brain
Bill enters the hospital for a lobotomy unaware his surgeon has a secret grudge; Buttons has sex with a nurse in a storage room full of dangerous diseases.
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The Island Of Skip-Along Pete
Skip-Along Pete invites Rocko to his remote island planning to hunt him down for sport.
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Rocko's Telethon
Rocko goes on a telethon supporting people who were impaled and goes off the wall because Bill forgot to give him some pills to calm him down. Also, Buttons tries to hit on a woman on the telethon, and Cuddles winds up with a stripper while delivering money to the telethon.
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Cuddles The Safety Mascot
Cuddles has big shoes to fill when he replaces a legendary safety mascot who was killed on the job; Dan makes Rocko and Buttons work at a hazardous-waste site.
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Dan's Crush
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Dan The Greeter
Dash gets a job as a greeter for a department store; Miss Smith becomes obsessed with Dan.
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Cuddles Gets Laid
Dan struggles to control Cuddles after Cuddles has his first sexual experience; Bill is paired with ventriloquist Curious Bob, a former partner he once attempted to kill.
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Dan's Umbrella
Dan leaves his umbrella at the CBC during a tour and has to fight the bureacracy to get it back. Bill finds and steals the CBC's secret collection of celebritiess brains
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Mr. Quigley, The Asshole Next Door
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The Payback