1MIND, BODY AND SOUL
Tom Segura helps Bert butcher an emu, then Joey Diaz joins them for Bert's crystal therapy session and the three later enjoy hand-rolled cigars.
2TOUGH LOVE
Nikki Glaser and Caitlyn Jenner join Bert for ax throwing, archery and candid talk about identity, while Fortune Feimster assists him in milking a goat.
3RELEASE
Bobby Lee and Donnell Rawlings visit Bert for a day of "release," with coffee enemas, scream therapy, a spa cleanse and honest discussion of past traumas.
4FRESH PERSPECTIVES
Bert hopes to bring together friends from different backgrounds, but learns a lesson when things get awkward with Ms. Pat, Kaley Cuoco and Joel McHale.
5NO PAIN, NO GAIN
Bert's "no pain, no gain" day with Anthony Anderson, Deon Cole and Big Jay Oakerson includes bees, painful massages and Bert's idea of "paintball art."