- 1
Those Who Care
- 2
Dennis Takes a Wife
Dennis is quite taken with a photo seen at Dick and Jenny's house, one of an attractive guest of theirs. Dennis is positive they are meant to be together and proceeds to act foolishly.
- 3
One of the Boys
Dick takes stock of his life and concludes he doesn't have enough male time. Dick decides to join the guys for their weekly poker game but winning and losing amongst friends leads to hard feelings.
- 4
Dick in Deutsch
Dick receives the unpleasant news that he's wanted for a legal matter in Germany. In flashback, Dick explains to his friends how a free trip to Europe took an unexpected direction, landing him in trouble.
- 5
Mrs. Ferguson
A fan of Dick's character has a difficult time distinguishing between his actual life and his television one.
- 6
I'll Cry Today
Dick reschedules a dentist appointment to babysit so Jenny can go on a job interview.
- 7
The Young Surgeons
Dick recalls the time he had a small role on Medical Center, in which he played a doctor, and how bad he was in it.
- 8
She Kisses Like a Dead Mackerel
A columnist reports that temperamental actress Margot Brighton has less than ideal kissing skills. Margot decides Dick and Jenny are responsible for the information and they feel her wrath.
- 9
Preston al Naturale
An Italian director meets Dick and thinks he would be perfect as the lead in his film. Dick is excited about the possibility until the script reveals he'll have a nude scene with a beautiful actress.
- 10
Turning Pro
Lucas visits his parents and has some interesting plans: he's leaving school to become a professional bowler.
- 11
Exit Laughing
Dick's favorite uncle, the black sheep of the family, drops in for an unexpected visit and unexpectedly drops dead. Twice. Dick arranges the "fun funeral" his uncle requested.
- 12
What Your Best Friend Doesn't Know
Dick's old friend can't memorize his lines.
- 13
Mr. Dazzle
Dick has a chance to do a commercial that pays well and could lead to other jobs, but it's a cheesy ad for a toilet bowl cleaner.
- 14
He Who Steals My Friends
Dick and Jenny are happy to introduce their new friends the Eliots to neighbors the Richardsons. But the Prestons become much less glad when it appears the other couples are socializing without Dick and Jenny.
- 15
The Back Break Kid
Dick hurts his back doing a stunt with a young actor Tash who is trying to prove how virile he is.
- 16
Balzac, Come Home
The Prestons babysit, then lose, Margot's spoiled dog.
- 17
The Hickey
Dennis' girlfriend, Pamela, is being written out of the show and, as a parting gift, leaves all the men with hickeys. Pamela is also friendly with Tash, so Dick and Max suspect they are romantically involved.
- 18
House Guests
Company comes and stays and stays and stays, and tempers start to flare.
- 19
The Pregnancy
When Jenny thinks she might be pregnant, Dick has a dream that he and the guys at work are the ones expecting.
- 20
Man of Medicine
Dick quits his job when a shady producer promises him the lead in a show that hasn't been sold yet.
- 21
Commercial Housewives
TV commercial producer Herbie Vincent overhears Jenny and Connie rave about a product. He asks the two friends to repeat the endorsement for a television commercial he's creating.
- 22
A Fake Matisse Is Better Than a Real Anzelowitz
After learning what they believed to be a valuable is a fake Dick and his wife become suspicious when they are offered a considerable amount of money for the art.
- 23
We Met at Mama Lombardi's
This flashback episode tells the story of how Dick and Jenny met and how they almost ended up hating one another.
- 24
Lt. Preston of the 4th Cavalry
Annie accidentally walks in on her parents while they are making love.