- 1
El Bombadero
Phil takes Jack to go do some graffiti, but when Jack sprays it all over Jerome and Jamar's tags, things take a turn for the worse.
- 2
Fatherland
Phil goes on a journey to the Philippines in search of his real father.
- 3
Slasher
Jack's doppelgänger goes on a murderous rampage in the Tenderloin on Halloween night.
- 4
The Chode Warrior
Phil must train his penis with the help of a living barrel man in order to take on Jean-Claude Van Damme in a deadly battle to the finish.
- 5
Ning Ping / Bomb China (1)
Ning Ping, a racist Chinese man, takes revenge on Filipino-Americans and makes them work slave labor after a pinay refuses to date him.
- 6
Ning Ping / Bomb China (2)
The gang infiltrates Ning Ping's headquarters, but Ning Ping is double-crossed by his right-hand-man who turns out to be 43rd president of the United States, George W. Bush. Bush then calls upon the support of Don Imus and they unveil "Robophobe", an evil robot bent on turning everyone into white people. The gang must battle "Robophobe" with a formation resembling the Megazord.
- 7
Battle of the Bay
Phil, Jack and Chita go to see Manny Pacquiao take revenge on Loco, The Iron Sanjee, and the Rainbow Scout for brutally beating Freddie Roach, his trainer, in a live televised event.