1Master Dialectitian
The Upright Citizens Brigade brings baby fights to the suburbs, and a boxer is forced to go ten rounds with a horse. Also, a member of the UCB dies 6 times.
2Bomb Squad
A sex-obsessed psychic tracks a buxom jewel thief, and two procrastinating bomb squad officers seize an illegal dildo bong.
3Mogomra vs. the Fart Monster
The Upright Citizens Brigade fights the onslaught of throwing star culture and watches Mogomra the Giant Country Lobster battle the Evil Fart monster.
4Real World
The Upright Citizens Brigade gathers human oddities, including a businessman with a baby head hand and a senior citizen desperately trying to mate with a dolphin.
5Eli's Face Therapy
A salon owner keeps rich women beautiful by slapping them across the face, and a man burns calories by pretending to flee from armed soldiers.
6Infested with Friars
The Upright Citizens Brigade infests a theme restaurant with a swarm of mutated comedians from the Friars Club, and a teenager discovers he can beat his curfew by faking his own kidnapping.
7Spaghetti Jesus
The Upright Citizens Brigade discovers a modern day holy relic: The Spaghetti Jesus.
8Big City
The Upright Citizens Brigade puts a hooker in charge of a gourmet coffee shop.
9Hurricane
A TV Weatherman desperately tries to save Miami from a devastating hurricane.
10Supercool
The Upright Citizens Brigade creates a documentary that finally reveals What is Supercool?