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September of '53
Potter, Klinger and Father Mulcahy find that adjusting to civilian life isn't easy. Potter, not wanting to mark time in retirement, applies for a job at a VA hospital. Klinger spends time in jail before being offered a job by Potter. Father Mulcahy despairs over his hearing loss suffered in the M*A*S*H finale.
- 2
Together Again
After ear surgery, Father Mulcahy goes on R-and-R at General Pershing, where Klinger is battling Alma to find a room for a female patient.
- 3
Klinger vs. Klinger
Soon-Lee wants to bring her family to America; a semiconscious patient is brought in without proper papers.
- 4
Snap, Crackle, Plop
Klinger has a day to prepare for a civil-service exam.
- 5
Staph Inspection
A flasher and a staph carrier are on the loose just two days before and inspection by VA top brass.
- 6
Night Shift
Myraid crises call Potter, Klinger, and Mulcahy to night duty at the hospital.
- 7
Shall We Dance
In a campaign against depravity, Alma bans From Here to Eternity and objects to a dance for the patients.
- 8
Little Broadcast of '53
Klinger plays disc jockey on the PA system; a new nurse is being hazed; and Father Mulcahy has to contend with one patient who won't talk and another who won't stop.
- 9
Sunday, Cruddy Sunday
Visitors' day attracts a group that includes a car-selling faith healer, a man dying too be admitted as a patient and an acrophobe whose brother is on the third floor.
- 10
Thanksgiving of '53
The Potters plan their first family Thanksgiving in a dozen years -- but the guest list keeps on growing.
- 11
Fallout
Potter and Pfeiffer are thinking of leaving, but the discovery that a patient's leukemia may be linked to A-Bomb tests gives them both pause.
- 12
Bladder Day Saints
Pfeiffer gets the needle from an obnoxious paitent with a face that Pfeiffer says ""only a proctologist could love"".
- 13
All About Christmas Eve
Santa sprinkles surprises among his gifts to the staff and patients at the hospital.
- 14
Chief of Staff
Potter seems to be having more than his usual load of problems at the hospital.
- 15
C.Y.A.
Mulcahy gets entangled in red tape trying to get the VA to pay for his ear operation. A woman claims the hospital lost her son.
- 16
Yours Truly, Max Klinger
Klinger cites examples of how ""things are always jumping"" in a letter to Radar.
- 17
It Had To Be You
About to be married, Radar turns up at the Potters', panicky and determined to call the whole thing off.
- 18
Odds and Ends
Klinger gambles to provide for his unborn child. Scannell goes under the knife to remove migrating shrapnel.
- 19
Another Saturday Night
With Mildred out, Potter plans a quiet dinner, but the evening is interrupted by a stream of friends.
- 20
Fever Pitch
Boyer is steamed because he can't get a cooling blanket for a feverish patient.
- 21
By The Book
Klinger and Bob Scannell prospect for uranium; Potter searches for an antibiotic that hasn't been approved by the VA.
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Up and Down Payments
When Klinger goes house hunting, he winds up getting trapped by an agent.