- 1
The Nicotine Gum
Sam's high school bully, now a prominent actor, visits the firm to research a role.
- 2
The Parking Spot
Sam and Clark battle for a parking spot while Robin has relationship troubles.
- 3
The Jewish Holiday
Sam and Clark compete for religious favouritism while Stu tries to win Robin's affection.
- 4
The Jedi Mind Trick
Sam uses the Jedi mind trick on his colleagues and thwarts Clark's attempts to acquire a new office chair. Robin tries to convince a partner of her worth.
- 5
The Foosball
Robin's boyfriend Tim dies before she has a chance to break-up with him. Sam and Clark convert Tim's office to host their foosball tournament -- best 50 of 99 games.
- 6
The Handicapped Bathroom
Clark convinces Sam to use the handicapped bathroom. Sam gets interrupted thinking Clark is playing a prank, in return opening the door and cursing to find out it is Fagen's young disabled nephew. Sam in return is sent to counseling on a lower floor. Fagen's nephew becomes lustful towards Robin.
- 7
The Chocolate-Covered Almonds
Sam buys chocolate-covered almonds from a secretary who is selling them on behalf of her daughters fund-raiser, while constantly having to give them away due to every female co-workers astonishment towards them. Clark and Sam compete to win the affection of a Spanish custodian who is fed up of cleaning after Fagen's dog. Robin becomes worried after having a dream with a possible sexual meaning that involved Sam.
- 8
The Strip Club
The mutually disliked man named Murray is new to the office. He announces he is going to be married Sam feels obligated to host a bachelor party, at the local strip club.