1The Really Longest Day
Bernice & Fish meet the five children who will live at their home.
2The Car
After taking a ride in Fish's car, Mike spends a night in jail.
3Power Play
Fish finds that Victor is involved in a numbers game.
4Cold Cash
With the furnace out of order, the house is freezing. Meanwhile, Diane says she wants to have Charlie's baby.
5Fish's Job
Fish thinks about getting a job as a security guard.
6Bernice's Problem
When Bernice can no longer deal with the children, she decides to seek professional help.
7The Neighbors
8Fire
When a fire burns down a neighborhood house, everyone accuses Victor of starting it.
9The Social Worker
After seeing how Bernice and Fish run their house, a social worker threatens to replace them.
10Fish and Roots
Loomis has become racist after watching Roots. To fix the problem, Charlie asks an African student to speak to Loomis.
11Anniversary
While Fish and Bernice are celebrating their 36th Anniversary, Diane sneaks out to be with her boyfriend.
12The Adoption
Everyone misses Victor while he is away with the people who could become his foster parents.
13The New Kid
To Fish's dismay, a Puerto Rican thief invades his house.