1Chapter One: As You Wish
When I was your age, television was called books.
2Chapter Two: The Shrieking Eels
I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s a prestigious line of work with a long and glorious history.
3Chapter Three: The Cliffs of Insanity
I don’t mean to pry, but do you have six fingers on that right hand of yours?
4Chapter Four: Battle of the Wits
Never go in against a Sicillian when death is on the line.
5Chapter Five: Life Is Pain
Anyone who says differently, is selling something.
6Chapter Six: The Fire Swamp
I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.
7Chapter Seven: The Pit of Despair
I've got my country's five hundredth anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped.
8Chapter Eight: Ultimate Suffering
Who kills Prince Humperdinck? At the end? Somebody’s got to do it!
9Chapter Nine: Have Fun Storming the Castle!
Mawidge… Mawidge is what bwings us togewer today.
10Chapter Ten: To the Pain!
Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.