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Pop the Astronaut
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The Happening That Happened in Taxes
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You Can’t Cheat an Honest Man – But You Can Try
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The Traveling Saleslady and the Farmer’s Son
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Willie Lump Lump’s Birthday
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John Wayne’s 40th Anniversary or Hominy and True Grits
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The Emergency Case or See Your Doctor Once a Year Even If It Kills You
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Alaska or an Icicle Built for Two
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Singing Waiters, Hillbilly Songwriters
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There’s One Thing Money Won’t Buy and Someday We’ll Find Out What It Is
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It’s Better to Have Loved and Lost – Much Better
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He Wanted to Be a Square Shooter But He Found That his Barrel was Round
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The Son of Oliver Twist or Junior Is Just a Little Dickens
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Crime Doesn't Pay But It's Tax Free
Barbara Bain plays a journalist who is hired by a newspaper to locate and expose the infamous San Fernando Red, operating at a nearby carnival. In "The Silent Spot," Red "helps" his wife prepare for a New Year's eve party and causes nothing but trouble.
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Crime Doesn’t Pay But It’s Tax Free
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You Can Take the Boy Out of the Country If You Promise Not to Bring Him Back
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If Marriages Are Made in Heaven, Why Do They Call It Heaven?
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There’s No Business Like Show Business, But When There’s No Business, Show Business Goes Out of Business Just Like Any Other Business
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Charity Begins at Home, But Nowadays, Who Can Afford a Home?
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Is This Anyway to Ruin an Airline?
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When East Meets West, You’ve Sure Got a Skinny Country
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People Who Like People Are Cannibals
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The Three Musketeers Ride Again, Those Ding-Dong Daddies from Dumas
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Bill Bailey Must Have Been Married, That’s Why He Never Came Home
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Blood Is Thicker Than Water and Harder to Shave With
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He Died with His Boots on Cause He Had Cold Feet to Start or He Died with His Boots Off, That’s Why He Stubbed His Toe
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San Fernando’s Spy School or How to Make a Possible Mission Impossible
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Be It Ever So Crumbled, There Is No Place Like Home
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Stone Walls Do Not a Prison Make: So They Added Iron Bars