- 1
Todd the Metal God
Todd uses The Book to transform himself into a Heavy Metal guitar god to impress Jenny.
- 2
How to Make a Homunculus
Hannah is desperate to win the science fair so she uses The Book to make a small magical creature that strangely looks like Todd.
- 3
Rock N' Roll Zombies Know Best
Todd's attempts to make Jenny jealous backfires and nearly gets him and Curtis eaten by a couple of rocknroll zombies.
- 4
Gay Day
When Crowley High's only gay student uses the book to make every boy gay like him, Todd's feelings for Jenny are put to the test.
- 5
Monster Fat
Todd, who has an irrational fear of fat people, must fight an evil monster made from human fat when an obesity epidemic takes over the school.
- 6
Invasion of the Stupid Snatchers
When Crowley High is overcome with an evil smoke that turns the students stupid, Hannah must step up and save the entire student body before it descends into a perverse chaso of moronitude
- 7
Terrible Twin Turf Tussle
Todd is torn between jealousy and arousal when Jenny takes up lesbianism and inadvertently causes a pair of twin sisters to go to war with their evil clones.
- 8
Cockfight
Todd and Curtis’ prank on a small-endowed bully backfires when the bully uses The Book to turn his tiny penis into a terrifying cockmonster.
- 9
Big Bad Baby
Todd sets out to prove to Jenny that he’s father material by delivering a gigantic baby borne from the power of The Book, who proceeds to terrorize the school.
- 10
The Ghost of Chet Sukowski
Todd is challenged to a deadly drag race by a basketball star possessed by a ghost from the 1950's who has put Jenny under his spell.
11The Phantom of Crowley High
While Atticus directs Todd and Jenny in the most fantastic musical Crowley High has ever seen, Curtis falls in love with the evil Phantom of Crowley High.
- 12
Checkmate
Todd is prophesized to be the Pure Evil one, by a chess champion, who uses the power of The Book to see the future.
- 13
A Farewell to Curtis' Arm
Curtis uses The Book to get a new arm, while Todd learns some disturbing news about his past and future.