- 1
Good Night
Homer and Marge say goodnight to the kids, but their remarks end up giving Bart, Lisa and Maggie nightmares, and all three wind up in their parents' bed.
- 2
Watching Television
Bart and Lisa constantly fight over what to watch, until they find one thing they agree on: stopping Maggie from changing the channel.
- 3
Bart Jumps
Homer has Bart jump off a table into his arms. Each time Bart jumps, Homer gets distracted and fails to catch him.
- 4
Babysitting Maggie
Marge puts Bart and Lisa in charge of babysitting Maggie, but they end up ignoring her completely.
- 5
The Pacifier
Bart and Lisa take Maggie's pacifier away to stop her from sucking on it, but she refuses to kick the habit. They eventually learn it is easier to join in than to fight it.
- 6
Burp Contest
Bart and Lisa compete over who can produce the most disgusting burp while Maggie watches. Marge objects several times to no avail, and Homer simply joins in.
- 7
Eating Dinner
Marge makes dinner and insists the family use proper table manners, but their crude eating habits prove impossible to correct.