- 1
Making Faces
Marge warns Bart, Lisa and Maggie that if they make scary faces they will freeze that way forever. The kids ignore her until Marge scares them with a mirror, pretending their faces have actually frozen.
- 2
The Funeral
The family attends the funeral of Uncle Hubert. Bart proves so disruptive that Homer swears never to take the kids to another funeral. First segment to feature characters outside the Simpson family.
- 3
Maggie's Brain
Bart and Lisa wonder what goes on inside Maggie's mind. In her imagination she is a giant, tickling baby-sized versions of her siblings.
- 4
Football
Homer promises the kids chocolate milkshakes if Bart can catch one of his long passes. Bart finally catches it with his mouth, but then cannot drink his reward.
- 5
House of Cards
Bart tries to build a house of cards, but Lisa and Maggie keep making noises that knock it down every time.
- 6
Bart and Dad Eat Dinner
Marge takes the girls to the ballet, leaving Homer in charge of dinner. Bart cannot stomach the mix of fish nuggets and pork-a-roni he is forced to eat.
- 7
Space Patrol
Bart, Lisa and Maggie play a game of Space Patrol while their parents are out. Bart gets his head stuck in a jug and Lisa frees him with a croquet mallet.
- 8
Bart's Haircut
The barber shaves Bart's head completely. He tries to hide it with glue, his old hair and a paper bag, but the family cannot keep from laughing when they see him.
- 9
World War III
Homer wakes the family in the middle of the night claiming World War III has begun, to test their readiness. After several drills, the exhausted family tricks him into the shelter and locks him in.
- 10
The Perfect Crime
When Marge bakes a batch of chocolate chip cookies, Bart becomes obsessed with stealing them all without being caught. A trail of crumbs leads his parents straight to him.
- 11
Scary Stories
Bart tells Lisa and Maggie a series of stories in the dark, only to start believing they are coming true. All three scream when Homer and Marge walk in.
- 12
Grandpa and the Kids
Grampa tells the kids stories from his heyday. When they stop listening, he fakes his own death to recapture their attention. First appearance of Grampa Simpson.
- 13
Gone Fishin'
Bart and Homer go on a fishing trip. Bart forgot the baloney for the sandwiches and uses the bait instead. Once on the water they hit the rapids and go over a waterfall.
- 14
Skateboarding
Bart teaches his sisters how to skateboard, but they outdo him every time he tries to show off.
- 15
The Pagans
On the way to church the kids declare themselves pagans. When the car breaks down they start acting like them, and an enraged Homer chases them into a church.
- 16
The Closet
Fearing chores, Bart hides in a closet and accidentally locks himself in. He finally breaks the door down, only to find a note saying the family left for milkshakes.
- 17
The Aquarium
Homer takes the kids to the aquarium. Bart finds his way into the shark tank and refuses to come out, claiming it is safer than facing his father.
- 18
Family Portrait
Homer struggles to take a decent family photo. Every time they come close to a good shot, the family sabotages it. First appearance of Homer grabbing Bart with "Why you little...".
- 19
Bart's Hiccups
Lisa and Maggie try to cure Bart's hiccups using rather unorthodox methods.
- 20
The Money Jar
Marge warns the kids not to steal from the money jar. Bart's conscience encourages him to help himself, only to find the jar holds a single dollar.
- 21
The Art Museum
The Simpsons visit an art museum. Bart and Lisa fail to appreciate the art, and Bart decides to become a collector by stealing a piece. First time Bart says "Ay, caramba!" and "Don't have a cow, man."
- 22
Zoo Story
Homer mocks a family of chimpanzees at the zoo without noticing how much they resemble his own. On the ride home they discover Bart has swapped places with his simian lookalike.