1Begend the Endginning
Witch sister'll win the Miss Heartshe crown: Hurshe or Hambrosia? Pageant judge Hurlan will try dying... or die trying!
2Proper Dental Care is MURDER
Hambrosia teaches Doc that death is a gift, but Doc exchanges it for a thinly veiled metaphor concerning the complexities of the abortion debate.
3The Blue Lonegoon
Sometimes you just gotta get away from it all, in order to destroy the entirety of civilization.
4The Telltale Butthole
The mind is a terrible thing. Viva Cerebroheims!
5Mu-Mu-Mu-Meat
When a henchbaby's guilt comes back to haunt the Holler, Hurlan must become a man - all over his gun.
6Pequiem for a Recker
Death plays doorbell ditch in Doc's crotch. Hurshe answers the ding dong.
7Emotional Can of Mommyworms
After many lonely years, Hurlan finally gets to feel the cold touch of a mommy.
8The DeArranged Marriage
Hurlan's tangled heart gets tied up in more twists than a bag of pretzel sticks when he hears the international grunt of love.
9Werelan
The whole of Heartshe gets bitten in the dog by the hot wolf of American sexceptionalism.
10Come Unity
A mysterious stranger shows Heartshe, the rock hard way, that humanity is a celestial continuum.
11Hambrain Jan
The only thing more brainless than a dumb guy is a dumb guy with a brain.
12Preverse Psychologism
yrotanalpxe-fles (Hold mirror up to this text, then to your own face. You have just confronted collective despair.)
13Gamebored
Destiny spelled sdrawkcab is Mee Maw.
14The Endginning
Good things only come to those who crawl desperately into living cadavers.