1In Meatro
One billion gods working inside three trillion universes couldn’t possibly create a reality this stupid.
2WUWPs
The history of America is a narrative concerning the triumph of white supremacy.
3Klansgender Rights
Children are born corrupt, but gradually over time they begin to pass away and then rot.
4Groaning Amore
When little ol’ love finally learns to talk, it chooses instead to yowl until its throat fills with brown.
5Oralboros
For once, the tail manages to catch its snake and gobbles it down with a side of bibleberries.
6Slaughter Me to Heaven
The only true fact left in the whole world turns out to be a police sting to catch sexual predators and lock them up behind pearly gates.
7Congroined Hearts
While it is busy having fun, victory is eaten by time flies.
8The Comening
The Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening, etc.