- 1
Government Brain Voodoo Trouble
Early and Sheriff reach a crossroads.
- 2
Butt Trouble
Something strange comes out of Rusty's butt.
- 3
Double Truckin' the Tricky Two
Early tries to out-trick the Tricky Two numbers. Results include Rusty's eye being ripped out and Granny being ripped in half.
- 4
Swayze Crazy
Early, watching one Roadhouse too many, mistakes a legless fat man as Patrick Swayze.
- 5
Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble
Early goes to church wearing a giant foam penis hat and tries to steal a speaker. But when the speaker falls on him, he miraculously lives through it, and swears to praise the lord in every way.
- 6
Meth O.D. to My Madness
Early buys a "hog lagoon", a range where he lets people shoot at the local porkers for a fee. But when he can't pay off Dan Halen's monthly payment of $60, he has Lil cook up some Meth.
- 7
The Tiniest Princess
Early and Rusty are ready to go trick or treating for Halloween, but Granny's stories of a giant fire-ant man scare Rusty. Unfortunately, the legend is real, but Sherrif could prove helpful...
- 8
Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust
Early looks for money to get Granny a new gallbladder.
- 9
Bubba Trubba
Early and Rusty go to see "Plumber Bubba", a redneck plumber comedian who just might be a space alien out to suck people's brains out.
- 10
Burned and Reburned Again
Early is desperate for Krystal's attention, so they decide to get married. Until 38 Special shows up...
- 11
Terminus Trouble
Early, Rusty, and Sheriff head over to Atlanta to see the famous corner where Kenny stood with the Six Pack.
- 12
Survival of the Dumbest
Rusty seeks the truth of how man came to be. However, Early, Granny, Lil, and Sheriff aren't good preachers.
- 13
A Sober Sunday
Early attempts to find liquor on Sunday. Dan Halen creates clones to landslide Proposition 421.
- 14
Rebel with a Claus
Early takes Santa hostage, and only a NASCAR legend can save him.