- 1
Webnecks
Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.
- 2
Beast Implants
Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.
- 3
Tween Steam
Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles.
- 4
Wing Nut
After seeing Early's pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken.
- 5
Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"
Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.
- 6
Earth Worst
After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.
- 7
The Good One
Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.
- 8
Sharif
Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.
- 9
Condition: Demolition!
Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.
- 10
The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma
After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.
- 11
The Unbearable Heatness of Fire
After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.
- 12
Tuscaloosa Dumpling
Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.
- 13
Armageddon It On!
The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.
- 14
Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen
A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.
- 15
Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby
When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.
- 16
An Officer and a Dental Dam
After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.
- 17
The Okaleechee Dam Jam
When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.
- 18
Pile M for Murder
Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain.
- 19
Mud Days and Cornfused
During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.
- 20
Krystal, Light
Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.