Blondes Have More Guns (1996)
90 min
A scarf, a chainsaw, and a mysterious blonde are the only clues to a growing number of stiffs (and not all of them are dead bodies!) Who can the police turn to? Harry Bates, of course, the smartest officer on the force. TOO BAD HARRY CAN’T OUTWIT A HOUSEPLANT! Lucky for him he has his trusted partner Dick Smoker and his faithful dog (who seems to be a guy in a dog suit) to help him solve the case. The only suspects are a pair of beautiful sisters, Montana and Dakota. When the trigger happy Harry gets romantically involved with the twin half step-sisters will he lose more than his cool? Inspired lunacy ensues as BLONDES HAVE MORE GUNS parodies the likes of PULP FICTION and INDECENT PROPOSAL with razor… er… chainsaw sharp wit!
- Release date
- August 31, 1996
- Country of origin
- United States
Cast
- Michael McGaharn as Harry Bates
- Elizabeth Key as Montana Beaver-Shotz
- Richard Neil as Dick Smoker
- Gloria Lusiak as Dakota Beaver
- André Brazeau as Captain Hook
- David Myers as Lyle Shotz
- Ken Belsky as The Doctor
- Benny Buettner as Dr. Hasselblad
- Benny Buettner as Henry
- Ramona Lisa as Patricia Martin
- Derek-James Yee as Tom Woo
Crew
- George Merriweather · Director
- Dan Goodman · Writer
- Mary Guthrie · Writer
- George Merriweather · Writer
- Michael Herz · Producer
- Lloyd Kaufman · Producer
- George Merriweather · Producer
- Joe Renzetti · Composer
- Maximo Munzi · Cinematographer
- Rick LeCompte · Editor