Cast
- Will Violette as Brigadier Crenshaw
- Will Violette as Stubbs
- Will Violette as Bear Guard
- Jon Freeman as Greg
- Jon Freeman as The Bear King
- Jon Freeman as Bear Peon
- James Strecker as Jim
- James Strecker as Scbeary Stories
- James Strecker as Red Elite Bear
- Ian Stanfield as General Cackadoody
- Ian Stanfield as The Bear King (voice)
- Ian Stanfield as Crying Baby
- Charlene Harber as Sally Crenshaw
- Paul Chen as Paul
- Paul Chen as Blue Elite Bear
- Paul Chen as Zombear
- Scott Cuthbert as Dr. Leichmann
- Rick Welty as Private Turner
- Rick Welty as Secret Service Agent #1
- Rick Welty as Handlebar Mustache Pilot
- Doug Dalton as Private Tiberius
- Doug Dalton as Secret Service Agent #2
- Doug Dalton as Chesthair Pilot
- Alex Karns as President of the United States
Crew
- James Strecker · Director
- Jon Freeman · Writer
- James Strecker · Writer
- Will Violette · Writer
- Paul Chen · Composer
- James Strecker · Cinematographer
- Tom Strecker · Cinematographer
- James Strecker · Editor