Crooks (2002)
Errors, Freaks & Oddities
Who Said Crime Doesn't Pay?
100 min
During a late night drinking binge with bartender Nicky (Michael Marino), sixty-five year-old postman Sol Solzberg (Charlie Callas) leaks the details of his life-long plan to rob some valuable stamps from the local post office. Sol then promptly drops dead of a heart attack. Suddenly armed with his sure-fire answer to his financial woes, Nicky assembles a "crack" team of hapless crooks, headed by his best friend Paul (Jim Norton), and begins to plan and execute the caper. Whoever said crime doesn't pay had this gang of moronic Jersey boys in mind!
- Release date
- February 2, 2002
- Country of origin
- Not yet available
- Budget
- $500
Trailer
Cast
- Jessica Alexander as Carmella
- Rozie Bacchi as Paulette
- Maggie Bagley as Angela
- D. Banno as Postal Worker on Break #5
- Carmine Battista as Frank Perrigrinno
- Bruce Bellack as Bar Patron Leaving Bar #2
- David Brown as Officer Tafoozi
- Charlie Callas as Sol solzberg
- Pete Canale as Guy at Bar #2
- Michael Carrara as Agent Russo
Crew
- Paul Battista · Director
- Dan Battista · Writer
- Paul Battista · Writer
- Dan Battista · Producer
- Paul Battista · Producer
- Victoria Dolceamore · Composer
- Mark Smith · Cinematographer
- Duncan Burns · Editor
- Joanne Sparks · Casting director
- Jon Nissenbaum · Production designer