Cast
- Zachariah Delventhal as Genius #1
- Zachariah Delventhal as Security Guard
- Zachariah Delventhal as Bruce Wells (segment: Ivy League Idiots) (segment: Tokyo) (segment: Cat Scratch Fever)
- Michael DiChello as Burglar (segment: Tokyo)
- Sarah E. DiMeo as Lisa
- Sarah E. DiMeo as Beth Darwin
- Sarah E. DiMeo as Sister Berthe
- Phil Godeck as Priest
- Phil Godeck as Neighbor
- Phil Godeck as Dan Burns
- Jimmie James as Musical Performer
- Jimmie James as Self
- Amy Lavorgna as Sister Margaretta
- Amy Lavorgna as Stephanie (segment: The Sound of Music Deleted Scene) (segment: Tokyo)
- Sarah McKiernan as Lee Crawford
- Sarah McKiernan as Hope Andrews (segment: Dan vs. the Cork) (segment: Cat Scratch Fever)
- Roger Negron as Thief #1
- Roger Negron as Mark (segment: Ivy League Idiots) (segment: Tokyo)
- Doug Oliphant as Man in Confessional
- Doug Oliphant as Genius #2 (segment: Confessions) (segment: Ivy League Idiots)
- Bek Phillips as Musical Performer
- Bek Phillips as Self
Crew
- Sarah E. DiMeo · Director
- Sarah E. DiMeo · Writer
- Ed Reyes III · Writer
- Alexander Gerli · Composer
- Sarah E. DiMeo · Cinematographer
- Patrick Clark · Editor