Cast
- Ash McGonigal as Joe
- Ash McGonigal as Steve Horowitz
- Ash McGonigal as Old Guy
- Danny Willis as Luke
- Danny Willis as Dr. Carlos
- Carol Willis as Luke's Mom
- Robin St. Clare as Dr. Liz Avera
- Robin St. Clare as Candi
- Robin St. Clare as Jade Blue Afterglow
- Chris Wood as Chief
- Chris Wood as Richard Nixon
- Chris Wood as Second Yokel
- Greg Grunberg as Pilot Seth Norris
- Mickey Hargitay as Crimson Executioner
- Dick Van Dyke as Rob Petrie
- Morey Amsterdam as Buddy Sorrell
- Rose Marie as Sally Rogers
Crew
- Mickey Hargitay · Archive footage
- Dick Van Dyke · Archive footage
- Morey Amsterdam · Archive footage
- Rose Marie · Archive footage
- Ash McGonigal · Director
- Ash McGonigal · Writer
- Danny Willis · Writer
- Ash McGonigal · Producer
- Ash McGonigal · Cinematographer
- Ash McGonigal · Editor
- Ash McGonigal · Production designer