Minty: The Assassin (2009)
A fanboy fantasy about lesbians, martial arts, high heels and science.
80 min
MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest
- Release date
- August 7, 2009
- Country of origin
- United States
Cast
- Jacki R. Chan as Molly Leviathan
- Jade English as Hot Security Guard
- Elan Hom as Bruce Zee
- Chip Joslin as Dr. Brain Bender
- David A. Lockhart as Rat Monster
- Elina Madison as Minty
- Ricardo Mamood-Vega as Zen Cowboy
- Nora Novak as Cute Postal Woman
- Anthony Ray Parker as Big Boss
- McKay Stewart as Sensational Ninja
Crew
- Eugene Baldovino · Director
- Eugene Baldovino · Writer
- Ivan Hopkinson · Producer
- Brandy Jones · Producer
- David A. Lockhart · Producer
- Marcus Ubungen · Cinematographer
- Eugene Baldovino · Editor
- Sherrie Henderson · Casting director
- Kelsey Fowler · Production designer