Small Timers (2011)
3 SMALL-TIME CROOKS DREAM OF THE ‘BIG SCORE’…, A PRICELESS EROTIC STATUETTE KNOWN AS CESAR’S PHALLUS!
79 min
Three small-time crooks with dreams of hitting a big score just can’t seem to get anything right. When they attempt to steal computer parts – they end up with toys, when they try to steal a car – they end up with a Junker. But when they pull off the bank heist of the century (not really) instead of a bag of loot – they accidentally stumble across a priceless erotic statuette known as Caesar’s Phallus! Unfortunately instead of cashing in they find themselves being pursued by a ruthless art collector, his hired hit men and their angry wives!
- Release date
- January 1, 2011
- Country of origin
- United States
Trailer
Cast
- Jordan Spradley as Antoine
- David Conard as Chris
- Jonny Cruz as Ricardo
- Frank Ford as Russo
- Lela Bell as Jalissa
- Nicole Leigh as Jade
- Johanna Goldsmith as Mrs. Russo
- Al Dias as Sykes
- Dameon Ellis as Detective White
- Robby Storey as Detective Meeks
Crew
- Jonny Cruz · Director
- Robby Storey · Writer
- Jonny Cruz · Writer
- Cortez Davis · Writer
- Gabe Patterson · Writer
- Jonny Cruz · Producer
- Tim Grace · Producer
- Gabe Patterson · Composer
- Cody Westheimer · Composer
- Ron Gonzalez · Cinematographer
- Jonny Cruz · Editor
- Ron Gonzalez · Editor
- Tim Grace · Editor
- Robby Storey · Editor
- Jeff Rodgers · Casting director