Cast
- Makinna Hardy as Joan
- Christian Elijah Leighty as Lt. Mudd Dabber
- Brayton Mufasa Kalus as Timesquare Spiderguy
- Michael Paul Leighty as Dr. Reverend Clifford Koch (Nitas)
- Richard Crabtree as Reverend Benny Bakker
- Ken Tucker as Colon Eater
- Bladen J. Allbright as Gigglebear
- Shari Hedrick as Maggie Markle
- Debbie Leighty as Uranus Enthusiast
- Dakota Muckey as Amish Man
Crew
- Sara Ait Benabdallah · Director
- Christian Elijah Leighty · Writer
- Christian Elijah Leighty · Producer
- Angel Caro · Editor