Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came (1970)
The motion picture that will melt your chocolate bar.
113 min
War is brewing between the soldiers at an otherwise quiet army base and the civilians of a nearby Southern town. Brian Keith is an officer who tries to keep the peace. However, peace is hard to come by with Ernest Borgnine as a stereotypical dumb hick sheriff who's quick to call in the local militia. Tony Curtis plays a skirt-chasing sergeant who can't stay out of trouble and soon lands in jail. Brian Keith borrows a tank to release his friend from jail. Things get more chaotic after that.
- Release date
- September 11, 1970
- Country of origin
- United States
- Music
- Jerry Fielding
Cast
- Brian Keith as Officer Michael M. Nace
- Tony Curtis as Shannon Gambroni
- Ernest Borgnine as Sheriff Harve
- Ivan Dixon as Sgt. Jones
- Suzanne Pleshette as Ramona
- Tom Ewell as Billy Joe Davis
- Bradford Dillman as Capt. Myerson
- Arthur O'Connell as Mr. Kruft
- John Fiedler as Maj. Purvis
- Don Ameche as Col. Flanders
Crew
- Hy Averback · Director
- Hal Captain · Writer
- Don McGuire · Writer
- Fred Engel · Producer
- Jerry Fielding · Composer
- Burnett Guffey · Cinematographer
- John F. Burnett · Editor
- Harvey Clermont · Casting director
- Jack Poplin · Production designer