The Baby Juice Express (2004)
One false move and the sperm gets it!
86 min
A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!).
- Release date
- April 19, 2004
- Country of origin
- Not yet available
- Budget
- $2
Cast
- Caroline Amborof as Screaming woman
- Nick Brimble as Krakowski
- Joe Bugner Jr. as Heavy 1
- Joe Bugner as Palooka
- Raife Burchill as Garage Attendant
- David Cardy as Goldberg
- Alan Cash as Bus Driver
- Julian Clary as Jason
- Dave Courtney as Baxter
- Michael Cowan as Fitness Instructor
Crew
- Michael Hurst · Director
- Michael Hurst · Writer
- Nick Moran · Writer
- Andreas Bajohra · Producer
- Michael Cowan · Producer
- Yvonne Michael · Producer
- Jason Piette · Producer
- Mark Hinton Stewart · Composer
- Shane Daly · Cinematographer
- Melanie Viner-Cuneo · Editor
- Susannah Kaye · Production designer