Cast
- Sander Folsom as The Formulation of Rectangles
- John Ciombor as Bing Crosby
- Curt Blake as Gregory Peck
- Colin Cheyne as Sal Mineo
- Nicolas J. Greco as Anthony Quinn
- Mike Hoffmann as Yul Brynner
- Matt Keff as James Dean
- Sam Masotto as Marlon Brando
- Grace Matias as Katharine Hepburn
- Joseph McConnell as O.D.
Crew
- Joseph McConnell · Director
- Joseph McConnell · Writer
- Joseph McConnell · Producer
- Leech Ernowetz · Composer
- Joseph McConnell · Cinematographer