Cast
- Jon Matteson as Paul Matthews
- Lauren Lopez as Emma Perkins
- Lauren Lopez as Donna Dangit
- Joey Richter as Ted Spankoffski
- Joey Richter as Homeless Man
- Joey Richter as Pete Spankoffski
- Jaime Lyn Beatty as Charlotte Sweetly
- Jaime Lyn Beatty as Nora Beanie
- Jaime Lyn Beatty as Deb
- Corey Dorris as Bill Woodward
- Corey Dorris as Stu
- Jeff Blim as Mr. Davidson
- Jeff Blim as Sam Sweetly
- Jeff Blim as General MacNamara
- Mariah Rose Faith as Melissa
- Mariah Rose Faith as Zoey Chambers
- Mariah Rose Faith as Alice Woodward
- Will Branner as Professor Hidgens
- Curt Mega as Understudy
- James Tolbert as Understudy
Crew
- Lauren Lopez · Director
- Matt Lang · Writer
- Nick Lang · Writer
- Jeff Blim · Composer
- Justin Ivan Hong · Cinematographer
- Josh Fleury · Editor