The Onion Movie (2008)
America's finest news source.
86 min
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
- Release date
- May 31, 2008
- Country of origin
- United States
- Music
- Asche & Spencer, Thad Spencer
Where to watch
Free with ads
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Trailer
Cast
- Len Cariou as Norm Archer
- Ken Takemoto as Sensei
- Steven Seagal as Cock Puncher
- Don McManus as Dennis McCormick
- Michael Bolton as Michael Bolton
- Ahmed Ahmed as Ahmed
- Brendan Fletcher as White Black Guy Tim
- Daniel Dae Kim as Ivy Leaguer
- Meredith Baxter as Cooking Show Chef
- Jed Rees as Wizard Proteus
- Rodney Dangerfield as Rodney Dangerfield
- Scott Klace as Kip Kendall
- Barbara Pilavin as Alzheimers Old Lady
- Sandy Kenyon as Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
- Orlando Seale as Producer
- Erik Stolhanske as Producer
- Sarah McElligott as Melissa Cherry
- Randy Oglesby as Surgeon General
- Kwame Boateng as Dibo
- Richard Fancy as Kenneth Garber
- Alex Solowitz as The Masses
- Savannah Haske as Rapist Lisa
- Rebecca Lowman as Rape Victim Julie
- Jim Gleason as Steel Beam Architect
- Michael Harney as Line-Up Detective
- Angel Cassidy as Porn Star
- Amir Talai as Ahman
- Daniel Chacón as Young American
- Daniel Chacón as Cock Puncher
- Kate Fuglei as Dolores McCormick
- Abigail Mavity as Roseanne McCormick
- Reid Weaver as Dennis McCormick, Jr.
Crew
- Tom Kuntz · Director
- Mike Maguire · Director
- Todd Hanson · Writer
- Robert Siegel · Writer
- David Miner · Producer
- Gil Netter · Producer
- Michael Rotenberg · Producer
- David Zucker · Producer
- Asche & Spencer · Composer
- Thad Spencer · Composer
- Maryse Alberti · Cinematographer
- Frederick Wardell · Editor
- Justine Arteta · Casting director
- Jon Gary Steele · Production designer