Townies (1999)
Schlarb, Ohio...a small town overrun by misfits, freaks and weirdos!
69 min
Welcome to Schlarb, Ohio... a small county seat overrun by misfits, freaks and weirdos! Dickie is a lonely dumpster-driver who finds companionship in his latest dumpster discovery, a young woman's corpse! Pricey is a mute retarded girl with a lookalike baby-doll. When she loses her doll after an unsavory encounter with a mean cracker, she replaces it with the next best thing, her neighbor's young son! Meanwhile, the enigmatic Caduceus sets out to cleanse a nasty high school girl of her wicked ways! You'll also meet The Clapper, William, The Licker, Crazy Connie and other wild and wacky Townies in this Magnum Opus of CineTrash from cult filmmaker Wayne Alan Harold.
- Release date
- November 8, 1999
- Country of origin
- United States
Cast
- P. Craig Russell as The Clapper
- Lori Scarlett as Pricey
- Jeremy Maes as The Licker
- Jay Geldhof as William
- Michelle Sibits as Crazy Connie
- Toby Radloff as Dickie
- Sean Wolf as Thad
- Phil Schmeidel as Billy
- Shannon McNamara as Kelli
- Lauren Monaco as Kelli's Girlfriend
Crew
- Wayne Alan Harold · Director
- Wayne Alan Harold · Writer
- Wayne Alan Harold · Producer
- Fuzzhead · Composer
- Wayne Alan Harold · Cinematographer
- Wayne Alan Harold · Editor