Cast
- Paul Reynolds as Van Helsinki
- Michael Plasom-Scott as Geoff Vampire
- Mischa Purnell as Fay Løren
- Georgina Willows as Svetlana
- Ollie Tallis as Jim
- Patch Middleton as Man
- Chloe Turner as Woman
- Andrew Crudge as Inspector Someone-Who-Is-Not-David-Bowie
- Katie Edge as Professor Ford
- Matthew Edwards as Creepy Man
Crew
- Matthew Edwards · Director
- Matthew Edwards · Writer
- Matthew Edwards · Producer
- Matthew Edwards · Cinematographer
- Elly Hughes · Cinematographer
- Matthew Edwards · Editor