← Alas Smith and Jones

Season 9

6 episodes · 1997

  1. 1

    Cookery

    Jun 19, 199730 min★ 7.3

    Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones return with six new programmes of comic sketches, characters and the traditional head-to-head chats.

  2. 2

    Morgue

    Jun 26, 199730 min★ 7.6

    Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones star in the second of six programmes of new comic sketches, characters and the traditional head-to-head dialogues.

  3. 3

    Massage

    Jul 3, 199730 min★ 7.3

    Tonight, Mel thinks he has a resemblance to Tom Cruise, and Mr Green and Mr Brown try to pick up some free wine at the bottle bank.

  4. 4

    Hookers

    Jul 10, 199730 min★ 7.6

    Tonight's show features a spoof of the James Bond films, the return of the cabaret duo, and Jimbo and Timbo the incompetent builders trying to eat a Chinese takeaway.

  5. 5

    Spilled Drink

    Jul 17, 199730 min★ 7.8

    This week's programme features a modern slant on the ten commandments, the advent of widescreen TV, and the special effects men at a fertility clinic.

  6. 6

    Catflap

    Jul 24, 199730 min★ 7.7

    The last in the current series of comic sketches, characters and head-to-head confrontations with Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones. The programme features the sound effects men in charge of Hitler's Nuremberg Rally PA system, a look at life in an inflation-hit South American republic and the resident cabaret musos dispensing more words of wisdom.