- 1
Has Anyone Here Seen Telly?
Telly Savalas gives star-struck Vera a thrill when he stops by the diner while she's working there alone. When no one believes her story, she quits in a huff.
- 2
Mona Lisa Alice
Alice's sour reaction to Tommy's matchmaking efforts threatens Mel's new promotional gimmick which is free meals to customers if his waitresses don't smile.
- 3
Mel Loves Marie
Mel gives a big engagement ring to his girlfriend Marie, but the sparkle quickly fades when he insists that she sign a premarital agreement.
- 4
Vera Robs the Cradle
Just one dance lesson and Tommy falls head over heels for his instructor, Vera.
- 5
Flo's Chili Reception
Mel is convinced that his chief competitor is romancing Flo just to get the recipe for Mel's Texas-style chili, rated by a food critic as being ""the best in the West.""
- 6
Little Alice Bluenose
Vera's boyfriend objects to her sketching nude males in art class.
- 7
Carrie Sharples Strikes Again
The return of Mel's domineering mother does nothing for his ego because after his back goes out, the customers flock in, for his mother's cooking.
- 8
Mel's in the Kitchen With Dinah
Things get hotter than Mel's chili when Dinah Shore invites Mel to prepare his recipe on her show and bring along one, but only one waitress.
- 9
Cabin Fever
Mel, his girlfriend and the waitresses spend the weekend packed like sardines in a fishing cabin.
- 10
My Cousin, Art Carney
Vera asks Art Carney, a sixth cousin on her father's side, to endorse Mel's chili, so it can be marketed frozen as Chili con Carney.
- 11
Mel, the Magi
A yule tale (with a touch of O. Henry's ""The Gift of the Magi"") finds the girls pooling their meager resources to celebrate Christmas at the diner.
- 12
Good Buddy Flo
Flo takes the wheel herself when she learns that her trucker beau has a female partner.
- 13
Alice in TV Land
Tommy stirs up trouble by candidly discussing his elders on a TV talk show.
- 14
Alice Beats the Clock
Mel installs a time clock which prompts the waitresses to demand overtime for the Sunday cleanup they used to do for nothing.
- 15
Carrie's Wedding
Mel is delighted that his mother is planning to remarry until he meets his prospective stepfather.
- 16
My Funny Valentine Tux
Tommy has his heart set on taking his girl to a formal Valentine's dance and he needs a tuxedo.
- 17
Auld Acquaintances Should Be Forgot
Mel plays host to a buddy whose wife has just left him.
- 18
Flo's Farewell
A wealthy Houston restaurateur offers Flo a job she finds hard to refuse.
- 19
For Whom the Belle Toils
Mel hires Belle, a Mississippi belle who rings Mel's chimes as ""one of the best waitresses I've ever had."" However, Belle is now aiming for lusher pastures as a country-music writer.
- 20
One Too Many Girls
The new waitress Belle is making big points with her old boss Mel, but she's scoring zero with Alice and Vera.
- 21
Vera, the Vamp
Heartbroken over her boy friend's sudden lack of attention, Vera begs Belle to transform her into a sex goddess.
- 22
Profit Without Honor
Mel signs a profit-sharing agreement with the girls just before learning he'll get a tidy sum for letting the city condemn his property.
- 23
Cook's Tour
Mel is receptive to an infatuated tour guide, as long as she keeps steering tourists into his diner.
- 24
Here Comes Alice Cottontail
Alice allows Tommy to stay with Mel, prompting a wager between Alice and Mel, she bets that he will kick Tommy out and Mel bets that Alice will snoop on her son.