Season 1
6 episodes · 2023
Hell-bent on creating the best joint in the neighbourhood (without having any of the necessary skills), Mark, Zach and Broden embark on weekly adventures that lead them on strange and unexpected exploits into the world of hospitality and small business.
1We Need Cool Customers
The high-octane and unpredictable adventures of three best mates running a trendy Melbourne cafe.
2We Got Burgled!
The boys form a kangaroo court in the cafe in order to put the Blueberry Burglar on trial for burgling blueberries.
3We're Open Til 5pm Today
Things take a turn for the spooky when Mark and Zach decide to keep the cafe open past 3.30pm. Broden goes to a buck's party.
4We're Closed (Didn't Pay Rent)
Zach is forced to host the Annual Real Estate Awards at the cafe while Broden helps Mark kick his addiction.
5We're Getting a Toilet Door
Broden is convinced that there is a conspiracy behind Australia's five dollar note. Mark and Zach make cakes that look like other things that are not cake.
6We Got a Bad Review :(
Things take a turn for the farcical when the team reinvites a reviewer who has just given them a 1 star review.