1Dropout America 3
Sam announces Dropout Gaming and sells his patented Adreno-Nut with accompaniment from Brian's soundboard.
2Have You Seen My Pa?
The news team head to the county fair and investigate the world of rodeos.
3You Can Be Kinky and Play Basketball
Ruha explains why the Winter Olympics suck while Ally shows off their dunking skills.
4Smooth as a Dolphin's Dick
The news team try to pull off a casino heist and it goes as well as you think it does.
5Daughters Love to Rustle and Tussle and Royal Rumble
Jeremy explains the history of daughters while Patrick has something urgent to say.
6Queen Elizabeth Get Outta Here It's Snowing You Old Hag
The news team show off their comedy skills and learn that Tao can't do a Mid-Atlantic accent.
7Sam Reich Launches Burning Sam
Vic, Grant, and Raph explore Sam's newest business venture.
8Grant O'Brien Explains Dungeons and Dragons
Grant gets to gush about his favorite game to Erika and Aabria while Ally reveals the dangers of it.
9Celebrity Sleaze
Raph commits slander against Reese Witherspoon while Jess interviews Tom Holland.
10You Look Like Patrick Stewart Getting Electrocuted
Amy does her best southwestern Mall of America accent while Erika munches on some hard boiled eggs.
11Newscast at Bernie's
Jordan puppets Lily's body while Jacob pours some champagne and Kendahl demonstrates rhumbarobics.
12One News to Break
Oscar and Mano are getting married! Hopefully no dramatic interruptions derail the ceremony.
13The Swing of Things
The news team head back to the 1960s and find out that the good old days weren’t that great.
14I'm a Goldmember But for Diamonds
Vic and Rashawn investigate the theft of some diamonds while Patrick eats pocket cheese.
15I Bow to You
Sam receives a relaxing facial from Grant while Trapp drinks an amazing smoothie.