- 1
Run, Dr. Lola Spratt, Run
A boy stuck in quicksand is brought to the ER.
- 2
Ward 8
Briggs (Nick Offerman) goes undercover in the children's psych ward; Blake's ex (Sarah Silverman) resurfaces; and Chief and Glenn share a moment.
- 3
Black Doctor
Blake is evicted from his apartment for being a clown; Dr. Brian returns to the hospital after a stint working for the drama "Black Hospital"; and Cat is overexposed.
- 4
Home Is Where the Hospital Is
The doctors feel crowded from sharing an apartment and decide someone should move out. Elsewhere, Sy deals with his own domestic issues.
- 5
Nip/Tug
A pediatric plastic surgeon joins the staffers; Max Von Sydow has a mix-up in the maternity ward; and Glen and Owen try to hunt down a snack.
- 6
The '70s Episode
Glenn returns from Vietnam; Lola has new career aspirations.
- 7
Father's Day
Lola and Brian try to locate Cat's father; the doctors wait for a prisoner's execution and plan to use his heart in a transplant procedure.
- 8
Stryker Bites the Dust
The staff receive counseling after the death of Brock Stryker (Rob Riggle).
- 9
Children's Hospital: A Play in Three Acts
The doctors go back in time.
- 10
Munch by Proxy
Owen's secret wife (Alicia Silverstone) and baby visit the hospital for treatment; Val plays a high-stakes game of chess.
- 11
The Night Shift
The staff work the night shift under the guidance of Velam Geza.
- 12
The Chet Episode
A day in the life of Chet (Brian Huskey), the creepy paramedic.
- 13
Party Down
A long-delayed bar mitzvah for Glenn is planned; Owen wants his foreskin back.
- 14
Newsreaders
Updates on the cast are featured on "Newsreaders" in the Season 3 finale.