- 1
Bust 'em Up
Glenn books a spa weekend to help rekindle the magic in his marriage, Grandpa Whitey and Conor hunt a vicious turkey.
- 2
Dog Show
Glenn wants to become young again so he goes finds his old dog show coach to enter a dog show. But, the replica dog goes crazy.
- 3
Footlooseball
Wendy comes up with an unorthodox plan to make Glenn proud of her: She becomes a high-school quarterback. Elsewhere, Conor becomes a regular Kevin Bacon when he tries to bring dancing back to a town that’s forbidden it.
- 4
Jackie's Get-Witch-Quick Scheme
Accusations of witchcraft taint Jackie’s family tree, so she tries to prove these claims are wrong. Elsewhere, Glenn and Conor get stranded with some lesser-known members of the Kennedy clan.
- 5
Tooth Fairy
Glenn becomes a superhero known as the Tooth Fairy after he loses the ability to feel pain, and Conor tags along with him, acting as his sidekick.
- 6
Fashion Show
Glenn drives the RV into the Hudson River and considers himself a hero; Conor becomes a male model, but soon he finds out that he will have to become a vampire; The girls go see Donald Trump and take his wig, only to find out that it is evil.
- 7
Step-Brother
Glenn goes to his mother's wedding ceremony only to find a successful half brother whom he is jealous of. Meanwhile Courtney and Wendy plan the wedding ceremony and Conor must take care of the doves. Jackie also works on a dress the entire episode.
- 8
Life Swap
Glenn trades lives with former blobster Vito. Glenn then becomes a record producer. Conor becomes a fish mangler. Courtney and Wendy have a fight.
- 9
Glenn Martin Christmas Cavalcade
This holiday special features three very fanciful stories, all narrated by a talking Canine. Feat. Mel Brooks and Billy Idol
- 10
Courtney's Pony
Jackie urges Courtney to try being a kid again and buys her a pony.
- 11
Dad News Bears
Glenn coaches Conor's baseball team in the Little League World Series. Courtney questions herself upon seeing her old assistant, who has become very successful. Featuring: Fran Drescher and Ashley Tisdale.
- 12
Volunteers
The family all take jobs as volunteers while in the Volunteer State. But jealousy ensues when Jackie is chosen to be a fireman while Glenn is put on their support squad. Featuring: Fergie and DJ Qualls
- 13
Glennhog Day
A freak accident makes Glenn wake up thinking every day is their anniversary. Jackie plays along, hoping to finally live out the perfect day. Featuring: Jason Alexander, Jonathan Frakes, and George Takei
- 14
Camp, Part 1
At camp, Conor accidentally fights a bully but winds up gaining respect. Courtney and Wendy vie for the camp heartthrob while Glenn and Jackie work as counselors. Featuring: Elijah Wood and Bradley Whitford
- 15
Camp, Part 2
At camp, Conor accidentally fights a bully but winds up gaining respect. Courtney and Wendy vie for the camp heartthrob while Glenn and Jackie work as counselors. Featuring: Elijah Wood and Bradley Whitford
- 16
Glenn and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
Glenn joins a biker gang and Jackie enjoys it until he chooses it over chaperoning Courtney's first dance. Meanwhile, Conor meets a family of "Bigfoots." Featuring: John Corbett and Devon Werkheiser
- 17
Windfall
Glenn and his father-in-law go into the wind farming business together.
- 18
Videogame Wizard
Jackie becomes re-addicted to an arcade video game from her youth.
- 19
Date With Destiny
- 20
H*E*I*S*T
Glenn meets his old army buddies while attending a funeral and he is persuaded to help them rob a local casino. Meanwhile, Jackie and Conor participate in the local eating contest and Courtney and Wendy open a fortune teller business.